If Hawkins has taught us anything, it’s that strange mornings require strong breakfasts.
And on this particular fog-heavy dawn, something unusual was brewing — not just in the woods, but inside Fast Bagel’s kitchen.
As the ovens hummed, a soft crackle filled the air. The lights flickered. A tiny pulse — not quite Upside Down, not quite normal — rippled through the shop.
And there it was: a shimmering swirl right above the Everything Bagels.
No danger. No creatures.
Just…the smell of Lox & Cream Cheese so powerful it could stop even the Demogorgon mid-stride.
A Portal Made of Everything Bagels
Word spread faster than Dustin on his walkie-talkie.
Hawkins residents filed in, one by one, each following the magnetic pull of warm bagels and toasted sesame seeds.
Steve Harrington showed up first, running a hand through his hair while ordering a Chorizo Sunrise — “for energy… monster-management is exhausting.”
Max slid into her usual corner with a Carb Load Special, headphones on, ignoring both Vecna and her responsibilities.
Will Byers, sketchbook in hand, quietly munched on a Turkey, Egg & Cheese — apparently, artistic visions require reliable breakfast.
And Eleven?
She reached for the Lox & Cream Cheese Bagel, whispered “good,” and the lights instantly stabilized. Coincidence? Hawkins thinks not.
When Hawkins Gets Chaotic, Fast Bagel Gets Busy
Outside, the portal pulsed again. Inside, the line grew.
Corporate teams, mechanics, school staff, and small-biz owners from all across Middlesex County arrived for the same reason:
Fast Bagel = stability.
Fast Bagel = warmth.
Fast Bagel = the one place monsters refuse to mess with.
Our menu became Hawkins’ emotional support system:
- Signature Stacks like the Belly Buster & Pastrami Mommy
- Bagels with Spreads from plain to jalapeño cream cheese
- Bagel Meal Boxes for teams & families
- Mini Bagel + Coffee Combos for early morning crew shifts
Before long, customers started whispering:
“Can Fast Bagel cater our Hawkins Council meeting?”
“Do they deliver to the lab?”
“Can we get 30 Everything Bagels… just in case?”
The answer, of course, was a big yes.
Even in parallel dimensions, breakfast must go on.
Fast Bagel, the Unofficial Guardian of Hawkins
Portals may open. Lights may flicker.
But the people of Hawkins now had a new form of protection: a fresh, warm, perfectly toasted bagel in hand.
Whether you’re in Somerset, Woodbridge, Milltown (a soon to be disclosed location in our universe) or the occasional alternate dimension, Fast Bagel is here to bring comfort, flavor, and a touch of morning magic to your world.
Which Bagel Would You Carry Into the Upside Down?
- The Everything + Jalapeño Cream Cheese for courage?
- The Build-Your-Own Bagel Pizza to distract monsters?
- The Mini Bagel + Coffee Combo for late-night watch duty?
Drop your choice below — Hawkins needs to know who’s prepared.
Explore the menu: https://fastbagel.com/menu/
