If picking your Halloween look is your October love language, your bagel order should totally match your autumn vibe. At Fast Bagel, we’re launching the ultimate flavor personality quiz: which bagel are you, based on your haunted aesthetic? Forget about zodiac signs for a minute—this season, let’s spice it up with breakfast and style!
Whether you channel cozy pumpkins, full-on gothic queen energy, or minimalist chills, there’s a bagel to match your mood. Ready to discover your spooky snack soulmate?
Cozy Pumpkin Patch – Pumpkin Cream Cheese Bagel
You’re all about fall comfort: fuzzy sweaters, pumpkin spice lattes, and leaf piles for days. We see you, pumpkin patch prince(ss)—you grab a bagel with pumpkin or cinnamon cream cheese every time. It’s soft, sweet, and gives major autumn hug energy. Your Insta is full of orange tones, chunky knits, and adorable haunted mugs.
Gothic Glam – Black Olive & Cream Cheese Bagel
Midnight movies, dramatic makeup, and black lace set the scene—welcome to full Gothic Glam. Your bagel soulmate is the Bagel with black olive cream cheese or lox—bold flavors, striking presentation, and a little mysterious bite. If your aesthetic is all candlelit castles and moody music, this pick’s for you.
Whimsical Witchy – Veggie Sunrise Bagel
For those who light candles for intentions, love a whimsy moment, or can’t resist “witchcore,” the Veggie Sunrise Bagel is basically edible energy crystals. Loaded with greens, eggs, and a magical blend of flavors, this stack powers you through spell-casting (or just a spirited karaoke night). Earthy, creative, and always unique.
Playful Ghoul – Everything Bagel with All the Fixings
Your vibe? Maximalist fun: loud costumes, neon wigs, and party games! You need a bagel that’s just as wild, so grab an Everything Bagel loaded with all the toppings—egg, meats, and extra cream cheese. It’s a flavor festival, perfect for those whose favorite holiday rule is “more is more”.
Haunted Minimalist – Plain Bagel, Avocado Smash
If you keep it sleek, neutral, and spooky-chic (think monochrome pumpkins and subtle spider webs), a plain bagel topped with avocado or butter is your go-to: clean lines, no fuss, total fall sophistication. You love understated decor and a good early morning, foggy breakfast.
Embrace Your Bagel Energy
Halloween isn’t just costumes—it’s the one time of year when you let your true aesthetic fly. Fast Bagel’s menu is here to help: from festive spreads to party packs, there’s a bagel for every scream queen, pumpkin spice fan, or ghostly minimalist. Ready to treat yourself to the flavor that fits you?
Tag your aesthetic and bagel match on social for a chance to be featured in our #SpookyBagelSeries—because, at Fast Bagel, breakfast never looked so cool.
