Something strange happened in Hawkins today: A Fast Bagel store showed up in the Upside Down Universe!
Stranger than flickering lights. Stranger than missing bicycles. Stranger than Steve showing up early for breakfast.
It didn’t start with a monster.
It started with a rumble from the walk-in freezer.
🌪 When the Portal Pulled Fast Bagel Inside
The crew was prepping a fresh batch of Everything Bagels, the kind that can practically calm a Demodog. The toaster ovens hummed, the cream cheese tubs were stacked neatly, and the smell of warm dough drifted out onto Easton Ave.
Then the air shifted.
A blue-red swirl appeared under the prep table — a portal, pulsing quietly like it had been waiting for breakfast service to begin.
And right before anyone could react… the portal opened wide.
One blink later, there it was:
Fast Bagel in Upside Down.
Not a copy. Not an illusion.
The actual shop — transported, glowing, and weirdly thriving.
It still smelled like sesame and warmth.
But outside the windows?
Floating dust. Dark vines. The whole eerie Hawkins energy.
🥯 The Menu That Survived the Upside Down
Even in this strange new dimension, the menu looked solid — maybe even stronger.
Steve, of course, panicked.
Max didn’t even flinch.
Dustin was already testing samples “for scientific accuracy.”
Eleven took charge and ordered first.
She pointed at the glowing counter.
A Lox & Cream Cheese on an Everything Bagel floated toward her like it had a mind of its own.
And somehow — the moment she took a bite — the world steadied.
Even in this eerie dimension, Fast Bagel in Upside Down remained comforting and unbelievably delicious.
The portal even highlighted signature items from the Fast Bagel Menu:
- Chorizo Sunrise — the breakfast of monster chasers
- Carb Load Special — Max’s replacement for emotional stability
- Turkey, Egg & Cheese — Will’s creative fuel
- Belly Buster — for anyone on Vecna patrol
- Everything Bagel + Jalapeño Cream Cheese — brave, bold, perfect
Even the Upside Down seemed… calmer after the first few orders.
📦 When Hawkins Needed Catering, Even the Upside Down Helped
Rumors spread fast.
If Fast Bagel in Upside Down could survive dark dimensions, maybe it could survive Hawkins’ holiday rush too.
Soon the shop began receiving requests:
“Can you cater our town meeting?”
“Does Fast Bagel deliver across parallel timelines?”
“Is there a limit to the number of bagels a monster can eat?”
(Answers: yes, maybe, and we’re still testing.)
Teams across Somerset, Woodbridge & a secret location in Milltown discovered the same truth the Upside Down had learned:
Fast Bagel = stability.
Fast Bagel = warmth.
Fast Bagel = breakfast that survives chaos.
More updates on these strange events are now appearing on the Fast Bagel News page.
Some claim the portal is still active behind the freezer.
💫 Why Fast Bagel in Upside Down Matters
In a world full of weird mornings, unpredictable monsters, and rapidly disappearing flashlights, one thing stayed constant:
Fast Bagel brings comfort wherever it lands — even in the Upside Down.
Whether you’re a resident of Hawkins or an early riser in Somerset, that’s the type of breakfast magic you can count on.
🥯 What Would YOU Order If You Stepped Into our world?
Would you choose the Belly Buster for courage?
A Mini Bagel + Coffee Combo to stay alert?
Or a Lox & Cream Cheese to stabilize interdimensional rifts?
Tell us below — Hawkins is listening.
